bad fashion is a crime...

...or at least it is in Delcambre, Louisiana, where the mayor has just declared that sagging trousers will be against the law. A popular style with hip hop aficionados, some residents were quick to try and turn this into a race issue, although the mayor was quick to clarify that some "White people wear sagging pants, too."

Although I believe in the rights of individuals and freedom of expression, I've never understood what is so fashionable about having your underwear hang out of your pants. It limits mobility, and has the potential to expose possible hygiene efficiency problems. The mayor will sign the proposal into law as an extension of the indecent exposure act.

Word up to all of the homies out there : Keep your skid marks under wraps when traveling through Delcambre, Louisiana.

Next on the Louisiana indecency hit-list: coinslots!