kid-cleaner

While I am discussing lofty invention ideas, here's another one to try and help keep your toddler clean while eating at the dinner table. It's actually more like the opposite of my last invention. Instead of sealing off the kids head in an oxygen-fed astronaut style helmet, seal off their entire body in a large plastic bubble that can be worn while eating. Think of the bubble boy from Seinfeld, and let them eat in their "birthday suit" or their bathing suit.

This way, no mashed up meatloaf in the lip of their diapers. No mashed potatoes in their pockets, ketchup in their hair, and no threatening "unknown" food substances smeared all over those brand new clothes. (Since they grow so fast, their clothes are nearly always brand new, it seems, aside for the occasional hand-me-downs).

To top things off, include a hose connection in the top of the bubble so that when they are done, you can simply connect a hose and rinse them down right there in their bubble. What do you think? Am I truly evil or am I a genius? LOL.